Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I've never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast?
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do, hey

Papararam, pa-no, daram no no-no-no-no
Papararam, pa-no, daram no no-no-no-no
Nanana, na-nana na-na, ah

Don't you look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I've never seemed to get a lot (what she got? Not a lot)

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Papararam, pa-no, daram no no-no-no-no
Papararam, pa-no, daram no no-no-no-no

Hey aham, hey aham
Hey aham, hey aham
Hey aham, hey aham
Hey aham, hey aham

Nanana, na-nana na-na, ah