

Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Poise and rationality Again I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again
Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Poise and rationality Again I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again
A base musical da canção é construída sobre um motivo de violoncelo pizzicato tocado pela musicista de estúdio Heather Stebbins.
Osingle não entrou no UK Singles Chart original porque vinha com um adesivo grátis, o que violava as regras da Official Charts Company para lançamentos de singles.
Devido à linguagem explícita, muitas rádios dos EUA tocavam uma versão editada onde a palavra "whore" era substituída por um som de "shhh" e a expressão "goddamn" tinha a palavra "god" removida.
A faixa chegou ao 7º lugar na Billboard Hot 100, sendo o único top-10 da banda até o lançamento de "High Hopes" em 2018.
O videoclipe foi eleito o terceiro melhor dos anos 2000 em uma pesquisa da Billboard, e em 2022 a revista Variety a listou como uma das melhores canções emo de todos os tempos.
A banda Fall Out Boy, que assina com a mesma gravadora (Decaydance), cover da música em seu álbum ao vivo e usa o refrão dela como introdução para "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" nos shows.
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