When an 
Irresistible force 
Such as you
Meets an old 
Immovable object 
Like me
You can bet 
As sure as you live
Something's gotta give 
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give

When an 
Irrepressible smile 
Such as yours
Warms an old 
Implacable heart 
Such as mine
Don't say no 
Because I insist
Somewhere, somehow
Someone's 
Gonna be kissed

So en garde
Who knows 
What the fates 
Have in store
From their vast 
Mysterious sky?
I'll try 
Hard ignoring 
Those lips I adore
But how long 
Can anyone try?

Fight, fight 
Fight, fight 
Fight it 
With all 
Of our might
Chances are 
Some heavenly 
Star spangled night
We'll find out 
As sure as we live
Something's gotta give 
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give