What do you get when you fall in love ?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
Thats what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy ?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what its all about
Cause I've been there and I'm glad, I'm out
Out of those chains,those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you need a guy
You get enough tears to feel an ocean 
Thats what you get for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what its all about
Cause I've been there and I'm glad, I'm out
Out of those chains,those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love
Nothing but pain, lies and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again